thefourteenthdoctor:

1dfangirlpreferences:

thefourteenthdoctor:

zeustreats:

jesuschristvevo:

i wish i had a little toilet and sink in the corner of my room so i wouldnt have to walk all the way to the bathroom

That’s a prison cell

In prison your food gets cooked for you as well. 

I’m beginning to think murdering people I don’t like wouldn’t be such a bad thing.

you do realize that there’s probably police officers on here, right?

oh no what are they going to do send me to prison?

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literaturewank:

"Your mom is gaaay!"

"Which one?"

"…"

[stunned silence]

Some kids are arguing on my street, one has lesbian moms. I fucking can’t breathe.

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misha-mosha-masha:

THIS SHOW IS COMEDY GOLD AND IF YOU DON’T THINK SO YOU NEED TO REEVALUATE YOUR LIFE

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vinebox:

Literally I Cant Ew

I don’t understand. Literally I can’t, Ew

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"Everybody is clever, just in their own ways" - Matt Groening

"Everybody is clever, just in their own ways" - Matt Groening

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unclefather:

you want a man with a strong jawline so you have a sturdy place to sit

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nivalingreenhow:

when McGonagall finds out that Ginny is pregnant, and that the Weasley and Potter bloodlines will converge, she marks on her calender the day the child will turn 11 and that is the day she retires 

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Okay guys, I’m getting off tumb—

aarontreble:

p-otter-who-lock-fel-equ-ine:

theanswerisalwayswincestiel:

nuclear****:

heartcrossing:

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HOW OLD IS THIS FREAKING POST

wtf are goodies i want one

wait woah isn’t that like the super ancient version of tumblr

We discovered a fossil

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