i wish i had a little toilet and sink in the corner of my room so i wouldnt have to walk all the way to the bathroom
That’s a prison cell
In prison your food gets cooked for you as well.
I’m beginning to think murdering people I don’t like wouldn’t be such a bad thing.
you do realize that there’s probably police officers on here, right?
oh no what are they going to do send me to prison?
"Your mom is gaaay!"
Some kids are arguing on my street, one has lesbian moms. I fucking can’t breathe.
THIS SHOW IS COMEDY GOLD AND IF YOU DON’T THINK SO YOU NEED TO REEVALUATE YOUR LIFE
I don’t understand. Literally I can’t, Ew
Literally I Cant Ew
"Everybody is clever, just in their own ways" - Matt Groening
you want a man with a strong jawline so you have a sturdy place to sit
when McGonagall finds out that Ginny is pregnant, and that the Weasley and Potter bloodlines will converge, she marks on her calender the day the child will turn 11 and that is the day she retires
HOW OLD IS THIS FREAKING POST
wtf are goodies i want one
wait woah isn’t that like the super ancient version of tumblr
We discovered a fossil